They are not real life. Doing well in an interview is not the same as doing well in real life.

In real life, a good person will create novel algorithms and deal with software problems that need hours to days of thought. This sort of thing can’t easily be captured in an interview.

And when people get worked up about Google interviews and jobs, I have two things to say:

a) Was Google a successful company before or after you joined or interviewed with them?

b) What does Senior Management think of you? Do they even know you exist or what work you do? If there is a downturn will they even think twice about firing you?

Quite frankly any bright software developer should be running their own company and not just a cog in a wheel of a company, which to an extent is just like an uncaring machine.

The Lake Wobegon Strategy seems just like a piece of PR nonsense. There will always be employees that feel threatened by a bright, well-rounded interview candidate. Companies to some extent are doomed to move towards mediocrity. I’m quite sure when Google needed to hire hundreds to thousands of workers in a hurry, they didn’t always pick the brightest one or two per Computer Science or Maths class. The initial Google employees were obviously bright. However once the main work has been done, Google doesn’t need to recruit solely the best and the brightest. What about the dull, plodding work that every company needs done?

I suspect a very bright person will have more trouble getting hired that a mediocre person that threatens nobody.

I don’t even think Google is currently doing that good a job now. They have been playing catch-up with fraud on their search and content networks for a good few years now and one university professor panned them for being slow to route out click fraud.

Google’s interview process is too long and consumes too much time. Why should a bright person devote so much time to artificial situations? In a space of a few days, a clever person could add another feature to their software if he/she runs his/her own micro-ISV. It simply isn’t worth it to waste so much time on an interview process.

My time is worth up to 600 USD a day as judged by the income of my micro-ISV. Is it really worth someone like me wasting days on an interview process? Just think of how much I can improve my micro-ISV in that time.

Why waste so much time asking technical questions? Maybe an hour or two is sufficient, but over ten hours? No. Nowadays a bright software developer will have so much of his/her software on the Internet for everybody to see it really is getting to be a pointless waste of time.

I really think not being offered a job for a specific company could be a good thing. I would probably never get hired by Goldman Sachs because I’m just not what they are looking for. If I pretend to be what they want and get the job, I’d be stressed out and miserable anyway. I remember the humiliation I felt when Citadel rejected me on first interview… just to find out what a well known notorious employer it is. I also remember a few years ago being rejected by Citi – the fixed income division – hey, didn’t they just write off another 18 billions on mortgage backed securities the other day? Haha. Lucky me.

I agree startups are most rewarding. I’d do it except that I don’t want to work 18 hour days. How else can you afford a single family home in the Silicon Valley?

I created this “mock google resume”……It’s basically a satire on a google page
and I am the featured star of the search query…it’s actually quite original and
almost everyone I have asked just loves it…

So I sent my resume to google about a year ago and I too got a phone interview..
but I think when I told her my GPA was only 2.5…….I sensed that it was the
end of the interview…….

….After that I heard Nothing…….

Google acquired the company I worked for a few years ago and drove it into the ground. I did however have a chance to interview in NYC with them. It went well. 3 interviews in NYC in which I think the Googlers were surprised that I knew of memoization, big “oh” analysis of heapsort, etc. I was flown out to Mountain View and endured 7.5 interviews; .5 for a lunch interview. The weirdest part was during lunch my interviewer clearly faked choking. I thought it strange that he didn’t have a beverage so I of course asked if he was OK and offered mine. Several people were sitting with us at the time and none of them did anything. I didn’t appreciate the mind games.

Long story short, I didn’t get the offer — “tough decision” (yada yada yada). Now I work for Yahoo! (from home even) as a software developer and could not be happier. I’m never leaving Yahoo! They treat their employees like gold; everyone has a voice.

You should consider us.

I am interested in what happens to google in next 5-7 years.

>turning down jobs at Google because you want your own office with a door

If one were looking for money and had the smarts, they are better off creating their own startup, and be bought by a company, than be slaving for a Google or Microsoft, and not see a dime in share options or bonus payments etc etc.

Also, I hate Googles no private offices policy. Real hackers like peace when they are coding seriously.